Breaking News: Woody Harrelson Attacks Zombie Photographer: Fantasy Becomes Reality

There are few that have not heard about the zombie attack that took place at La Guardia Airport. Apparently there was a zombie disguised as a photographer and he was attacked by the infamous Woody Harrelson. Wait, before you re-read the first two sentences and think that I am insane, it turns out that the entire incident was simply a case of mistaken identity.

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